HotNess Express
Cold days. Hot looks.
Cozy, made-to-order graphic apparel—unique tees, crewnecks, hats and accessories made your way.
Funny graphic tees for women — sarcastic graphic tees, funny BMX and Christmas shirts, made to order just for you.
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New Arrivals
New Arrivals
BMX Family Christmas
BMX Family Christmas
Best Sellers
Best Sellers
Seasonal & Holiday
Seasonal & Holiday
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MEET THE OWNER
Hello! I'm Vanessa Gacutan, the heart and hands behind Hotness Express.
I'm a wife and a mom of two boys who live and breathe competitive travel BMX — and this shop started right there with them. I began making custom BMX shirts, partly for the love of it and partly to help cover the costs of a sport that gets expensive fast.
What started as a way to support our BMX life quickly turned into something I truly love doing. Today, Hotness Express is about so much more than BMX — it's also my love of Pilates, the holidays, and every season worth celebrating, all printed on shirts made to order, just for you.
Thank you for supporting our family and this little business that grew from the track.
Made To Order
Every piece is custom printed just for you — never mass-produced.
Free Shipping on $25+
Free standard shipping on U.S. orders $25 and up (excludes AK, HI, PR).
Unique Designs
Original graphic art you won't find anywhere else.
Size guide
Measurements are in inches. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a similar garment you own.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 27 | 8 |
| S | 19 | 28 | 8.5 |
| M | 20.5 | 29 | 9 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 9.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 10 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 10.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 11 |
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